Don't Poke the Bear! by John Locke

Author:John Locke [Locke, John]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
ISBN: 9781935670766
Amazon: 193567076X
Publisher: Bill
Published: 0101-01-01T08:00:00+00:00

“By special order of Sheriff Emmett Love, as approved by Mayor Ha-a-a-averhouse, and Town Councilmen Bob Robert, and Harry, there shall be no bears allowed in Dodge City from this day forward, with the sole exception of the circus bear known as Rudy, who currently resides at The Lucky Spur.”

I look the document over and frown. “You ain’t got a last name?” I ask Harry.

“It’s Haverhouse,” he says.

I look at the Mayor, who explains, “Harry just uses his first name because his last name is difficult to pronounce.”

“Uh huh. So you two are related?”

“We share the same mother, but different fathers.”

“A’ course you do.”

The Mayor says, “Before you sign it, we need to swear you in.”

They do, then Harry pulls a piece of cloth out of his pocket. It has five points, and contains the word Sheriff, which appears to have been printed by a child.

“What’s that?”

“Your badge, of course.”

“Want me to pin it on?” Bob Robert says.

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